Our fair maidens met some eons ago
In a marvellously mythical land
Where philosopher queens reign supreme
And all hail the writer’s hand
In their world, the moon holds wisdoms
That the stars doth tussle to know
But his Moonship reserves for our princesses
The keys to his luminous glow
And with this gift our ladies wave
The tips of their glittery wands
Frolicking about without any doubt
That theirs is a sacred bond
In their kingdom they oft dance til sunrise
Sharing a world of boundless glee
Where noblewomen twirl in gowns of lace
That smell like potpourri
Chatter doth flood the sandy shores
Of their creatively cultivated soils
Our girls are seldom bereft of a topic
In which they’re not utterly embroiled
Wealth is of idle concern to our maidens
Uggh! Such puffery bores them stiff
They’d far prefer to spend their dimes
Tapping about to a jolly good riff
These two, our bosom buddies
Will forever each other adore
And on any given day, they will always say
One gives the other wings to sore